Rhyming Slang

Abergavenny	Penny
Adam And Eve	Believe
Airs and Graces	Faces
Ali McGraw	Straw
Apple Core	Score
Apple Crumble	Rumble
Apple Tart	Fart
Apples and Pears	Stairs
Aris	Arse
Aristotle	Bottle
Army & Navy	Gravy
Bacon and Eggs	Legs
Bag (of sand)	1000
Bag of Fruit	Suit
Bag of Yeast	Priest
Band of Hope	Soap
Bangers and Mash	Cash
Bar	1000000
Barcardi (Breezer)	Geezer
Barnet (Fair)	Hair
Barney Rubble	Trouble
Barry (Mcguigan)	Biggun (big one)
Barry Crocker	Shocker
Barry White	Shite
Basil (Fawlty)	40
Basil (Fawlty)	Balti
Battle Cruiser	Boozer (bar)
Bees and Honey	Money
Ben Cartwright	Shite
Bended (knees)	Cheese
Bengal Lancer	Chancer
Benny (Hills)	Pills
Bernie Flint	Skint
Bernie Winter	Printer
Betty Grable	Table
Bexley Heath	Teeth
Big Dippers	Slippers
Bill Murray	Curry
Billie Jean	Clean
Billies (Bunter)	Punters
Bin Lid	Quid
Bird's Nest	Chest
Biscuit (and Cookie)	Rookie
Biscuits and Cheese	Knees
Bo Peep	Sleep
Boat (Race)	Face
Bob	1 Shilling (5 pence)
Bobby & Dick	Sick
Bobby (Moore)	Sure
Bobby Moore	Score
Borassic Lint	Skint
Boris (the bold)	Cold
Born and Bred	Bed
Bottle and Glass	Arse
Bottle and Glass	Class
Bottle and Stopper	Copper
Bottle of bass	Gas
Bottle of Glue	2
Bottle of porter	Daughter
Boutrous (Boutrous Gali)	Charlie (cocaine)
Brad Pitt	Shit
Brass Tacks	Facts
Bread & Cheese	Sneeze
Bread & Jam	Van
Bread knife	Wife
Bricks & Mortar	Daughter
Brigham Young	Tongue
Bright and Breezy	Easy
Briny Marlin	Darling
Bristols (City)	Titties
British Rail	Email
Britney (Spears)	Beers
Brixton Riot	Diet
Brown Bread	Dead
Brussel sprout	Boy Scout
Brussel Sprout	Shout
Bubble and Squeak	Greek
Bubble bath	Laugh
Bugle	Nose
Burton on Trent	Rent
Butcher's (Hook)	Look
Cab rank	Bank
Cain and Abel	Table
Callards	Trousers
Calvin (Klein)	9
Cambridge & Oxford	Ugly Face
Candle Wax	Tax
Candlesticks	Zits
Canoes	Shoes
Captain Cook	Look
Captain Hook	Book
Captain Hook	Book
Cardboard Box	Pox
Carpet Pile	Smile
Cash and Carried	Married
Cat and mouse	House
Century	100
Chalk Farm	Arm
Charing Cross	Horse
Charlie (Chan)	Tan
Charlie Nash	Slash
Charlie Pride	Ride
Charlie Ronce	Ponce
Chas 'n' Dave	Shave
Cheese	Raver
Cheese & Ham	Scram
Cheese & Kisses	Missus
Cheese and Rice	Jesus Christ
Cheese rind	Four of a Kind
Cheesey quaver	Favour
Chelsea Pier	Queer
Cheltenham Bold	Cold
Cherry (Hog)	Dog
Chevy Chase	Face
Chicken & Hen	10
Chicken and Rice	Nice
Chicken Oriental	Mental
Chicker	Haircut
China (Plate)	Mate
Ching	5
Chipmunks	Trunks
Chips & Peas	Knees
Chocolate (fudge)	Judge
Christian Slater	Later
Christmas crackered	Knackered
Church Bell	Hell
Church Boys	Customs & Excise
Cilla (Black)	Back
Claires (Raynor)	Trainers
Claret (red wine)	Blood
Cobbler's (Awls)	Balls
Cock & Hen	Ten
Cockle	Tenner
Cockle (Cock & Hen)	10
Cockle and Mussells	Brussells (sprouts)
Colonel (Gadaffi)	Cafe
Colonel Gadaffi	Cafe
Comic Cuts	Guts
Conan Doyle	Boil
Council Gritter	Shitter
Cozzer's	Cops
Cream bun	2:01
Cream cookies	Bookies
Cream Crackered	Knackered
Crown Jewels	Tools
Crust (of bread)	Head
Cucumbers	Numbers
Currant bun	Son
Currant Bun	Sun
Custard and Jelly	Telly
D'oylie Carte	Fart
Daisy Roots	Boots
Dame Judy (Dench)	Stench
Damien (Hirst)	First
Dancing Fleas	Keys
Danny La Rue	Clue
Danny Marr	Car (flash one)
Darren Gough	Off
David Gower	Shower
David Gowers	Towers
David Mellors	Stellas (beers)
Day's Work	100
Dead Horse	Tomato Sauce
Dead Horse	Sauce
Dead Ross	Tomato Sauce
Deaf and Dumb	Bum
Deep Sea Diver	Fiver
Deep sea glider	Cider
Dental Flosser	Tosser
Derby Kelly	Belly
Desmond (Tutu)	2:02
Desmond Hackett	Jacket
Dick Van Dyke	Bike
Dickey Dirt	Shirt
Dicky (Dirt)	Shirt
Dicky Bird	Word
Dig the Grave	Shave
Ding Dong	Song
Dirty (Den)	10
Dixie Deans	Jeans
Do me a Lemon!	The meaning of this slang is 'Do me a favour', as in 'You must be joking'. The lemon part comes from the rhyming slang - 'lemon flavour' - 'favour'
Dog and Bone	Phone
Dog's Eye	Meat Pie
Dogs eye	Pie
Dolly (Dimple)	Simple
Dolly Mixtures	Pictures
Donald Peers	Ears
Donald Trump	Dump
Donkeys (Ears)	Years
Dorothy Dicks	6
Dot & Dash	Cash
Dot Cotton	Rotten
Double Ended (Jelly Dong)	Wrong
Doug McClure	Whore
Douglas Hurd	Turd
Drum (and bass)	Place (House/flat)
Drum and Bass	Face
Drum and Fife	Knife
Drum Beat	Street
Drummond & Roce	Knife & Fork
Duane Eddies	Readies (cash)
Duchess of Fife	Wife
Duchess of Teck	Cheque
Duchess of York	Pork
Dudley Moore's	Sores
Duke of Argyles	Piles
Duke of Kent	Rent
Dunlop tyre	Liar
Dustbin Lid	Kid
Dustins (Hoffman)	Rothmans
Eartha Kitt	Shit
Earwig	Twig
East Ham	Mad
Easy Rider	Cider
Eau de cologne	Phone
Eddie Grundies	Undies
Edgar Alan (Poe)	Tow
Edinburgh Fringe	Minge
Egg Yolk	Joke
Eiffel (Tower)	Shower
Elephant & Castle	Arse-hole
Elephant's Trunk	Drunk
Elsie Tanner	Spanner
Elsie Tanner	Planner
Emma Freud	Haemorrhoid
Errol Flynn's	Cigarette papers (skins)
Far East	Priest
Farmer Giles	Piles
Farmer's Daughter	Quarter
Fat and Skinny	Mini
Fatboy Slim	Gym
Father Ted	Dead
Feathers	33
Fine and Dandy	Brandy
Finsbury (park)	Mark
Fish (tank)	Bank
Fisherman's Daughter	Water
Flight Lieutenant Biggles	Giggles
Flowers & Frolics	Bollocks
Flowery Dell	Cell (prison)
Foot pump	Dump
Fore & Aft	Daft
Fork and Knife	Wife
Forrest (Gump)	Dump
Forrest Gump	Dump
Forsyte Saga	Lager
Four Seasons	Reasons
Four Wheeler	Sheila
Frank Bough	Off
Fred McMurrays	Worries
Fridge Freezer	Geezer
Frog and Toad	Road
Front Door	Bore
Fug(ly)	Ugly
Garden	Money
Garden (Gate)	8
Garden Gate	Mate
Gary (Abblets)	Tablets (Ecstasy)
Gary Glitter	Shitter
Gary Glitter	Bitter
Gary Glitter	Shitter (arse)
Gathers	Cops
Gavvers	Police
Gay & Hearty	Party
Gay and Friskey	Whiskey
Geoff (Hurst)	Thirst
Geoff Hurst	Burst
George Martin	Farting
George Raft	Draught (Draft)
Georgie Bests	Breasts
Georgio Armani	Sarnie (Sandwich)
German bands	Hands
Germans	Hands
Gin and Tonic	Supersonic
Ginger Beer	Queer
Giraffe	Laugh
Glass of Water	Quarter
God Forbid	Kid
Gold Watch	Scotch
Goldie Locks (Goldies)	Socks
Goose's (Neck)	Cheque
Grand	1000
Grass (in the Park)	Nark
Grasshopper	Copper
Gravel and grit	Shit
Gravy lumps	Dumps
Grease and Grime	Time
Green (eggs & ham)	Exam
Gregory (Peck)	Cheque
Gregory Peck	Neck
Gypsy's (Kiss)	Piss
Habitual (knitter)	Bitter
Haddock & Bloater	Motor
Hair Gel	Bell
Hairy Beast	Priest
Hairy knees	Please
Hairy Nips	Chips
Half a Gross	Dose
Half inched	Pinched
Ham (shank)	Bank
Ham and Cheesy	Easy
Ham Shanks	Yanks
Hammer and Tack	Back
Hampstead Heath	Teeth
Hampton Wick	Prick
Hank Marvin	Starvin
Hansel and Gretel	Kettle
Harold Wilson's	Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)
Harris (Tweed)	Weed
Harry Bash	Cash
Harry Dash	Flash
Harry Kewell	Cool
Harry Lin	Chin
Harry Monk	Skunk
Harry Monk	Spunk
Harry Monk	Skunk
Hat Rack	Back
Hay (Stack)	Back
Hearts of Oak	Broke
Henry	Eighth
Henry Moore	Door
Here and there	Chair
Herring bone	Phone
Hey Diddle Diddle	Middle
Highland Fling	Ring
Hillman Hunters	Punters
Hit and Miss	Piss
Hollow Log	Dog
Holly Hox	Pox
Holy Friar	Liar
Holy Ghost	Toast
Holy Ghost	Racing Post
Horace (Batchelor)	Spatula
Horse and Cart	Heart
Horse and Cart	Fart
Hot Cross Bun	Nun
Hotpoint Fridge	Severn Bridge
How's your father?	Lather
Hum (& Song)	Pong (smell)
I Suppose	Nose
Ian Beale	Deal
Ian Wrights	Lights
Ice-cream freezer	Geezer
Inky Smudge	Judge
Inspector Morse	Horse
Irish Jig	Wig
Iron Hoof	Pouf
Iron tank	Bank
Iron Tank	Bank
Isle of Wight	Right
Itchy Teeth	Beef
Ivory Band	Hand
J. Arthur Rank	Wank
Jack 'n' Danny	Fanny
Jack (Jones)	Alone
Jack (Tar)	Bar
Jack (the Ripper)	Kipper
Jack (the Ripper)	Stripper
Jack an' Dandy	Handy
Jack and Danny	Fanny
Jack and Jill	Pay the Bill
Jack and Jill	Pill
Jack and Jill	Hill
Jack Jones	Own
Jack n Jill	Till
Jack Palance	Dance
Jack's (Alive)	5
Jackanory	Story
Jackson Pollocks	Bollocks
Jacobs	Knackers
Jam Jar	Car (old one)
James Dean	Obscene
Jamie Redknapp	Crap
Jayne Lea	Wee
Jazz Bands	Hands
Jeckyll & Hyde's	Strides (trousers)
Jeremiah	Fire
Jerry (Cottle)	Bottle
Jimmy (Riddle)	Piddle
Jimmy Hill	Pill
Jimmy Hill	Ill
Jimmy Nail	Hell
Jimmy Orner	Corner
Joanna	Piano
Jockey's whip	Kip
Jockeys (Whips)	Chips
Jodrell Bank	Wank
Joe (Baxi)	Taxi
Joe Blake	Steak
Joe Blake	Snake
Joe Goss	Boss
John Cleese	Cheese
John Major	Wager (bet)
John Major	Pager
John Skinner	Dinner
John Wayne	Train
Johnny Horner	Corner
Judge Jules	Tools
Julian Clary	Fairy
Kate	Steak
Kate (Carney)	Army
Kate Mossed It	Lost It
Kathy Burke	Work
Keith (Chegwin)	Pregnant
Keith Deller	Stella (Artois)
Ken Boon	4 Door Saloon
Ken Smee	Pee
Kermit (the Frog)	Bog
Kettle	Watch
Kevin Keegan	Vegan
Khyber (Pass)	Arse
King Tut	Gut
Kingdom Come	Bum
Kit Kat Chunky	Hunky
Kitchen Sink	Drink
Kite	Cheque
Kungfu Fighter	Lighter
Kuwaiti Tanker	Wanker
L-Rig	Girl
Lady (Godiver)	5
Lady from Bristol	Pistol
Lady Godiver	Fiver
Lager and Lime	Spine
Lamb & Mint	Skint
Lar-dee-dar	Cigar
Lardy Dar	Car
Laugh and Titter	Bitter
Legs	11
Lemon (Curd)	Girlfriend
Lemon and Lime	Crime
Lemon Squeesy	Easy
Lemon Squeezer	Geezer
Leo Sayer	All dayer
Lesley Crowthers	Trousers
Lester Piggot	Bigot
Light and bitter	Shitter
Lillian Gish	Pish
Linen Draper	Paper
Ling and Linger	Ring on Finger
Lionel Bart	Fart
Lionel Blair	Nightmare
Lionels (Blair)	Flares
Little & Large	Marge
Little Critter	Bullshitter
Liza (Minelli)	Telly
Loaf (of Bread)	Head
Long Un	1000
Longers & Lingers	Fingers
Loop the loop	Soup
Lord Lovel	Shovel
Lord of the Manor	Tanner
Lords and Peers	Ears
Louise Ruse	Booze
Love & Kisses	Mrs.
Lucy Locket	Pocket
Mae West	Best
Mahatma (Ghandi)	Randy
Mallory Park	Shark
Manchester Scally	Rally
Mark Ramprakash	Slash
Mars Bar	Scar
Master McGrath	Bra
Matheson Lang	Slang (Cockney Rhyming)
Mavis Fritter	Shitter
Melvyn Bragged	Shagged
Merchant Banker	Wanker
Merlyn Rees	Peice (lunch)
Meryl Streep	Sleep
Meryl Streep	Cheap
metric miles	Piles
Michael Caines	Stains
Michael Miles	Piles
Mick Jagger	Lager
Mickey Most	Toast
Mickey Mouse	Scouse
Mickey Rourke	Pork
Military (Junters)	Punters
Milton Keynes	Jeans
Minces (Mince Pies)	Eyes
Moby Dick	Sick
Monkey	500
Monkey (Wrench)	Wench
Monkey's cousin	Dozen
Mork & Mindy	Windy
Mother Hubbard	Cupboard
Mozambique	Keek
Muller Rice	Nice
Mumbly Pegs	Legs
Murray-mint	Skint
Mutt and Jeff	Deaf
Mutt and Jeff	Deaf
Mutter & Stutter	Butter
Mystic Meg	Leg
Nails and Tacks	Fax
Nanny Goat	Boat
Nanny Goat	Coat
Nanny Goat	Throat
Nat King Cole	Dole
Natter	Chat
Needle and Pin	Gin
Nelson (Mandella)	Stella
Nelson Eddies	Reddies
Nena	99
Nervo	9
Nervous Wreck	Cheque
Neves	7
New Delhi	Belly
Niagara falls	Balls
Niffty	50
Nifty	Fifty (pounds)
Nifty n Frifty	Shifty
Nightboat to Cairo	Giro
Nix	86
Nix/Nixies	Nothing
No Surrenders	Suspenders
Noah's Ark	Shark
Nobby Styles	Piles
Norman Watts	Pots
North and South	Mouth
Nuclear Sub	Pub
Nuns 'n Habits	Rabbits
Nuremberg Trials	Piles
Oak and Ash	Cash
Ocean	Mate
Ocean Going Squid	Quid
Ocean Pearl	Girl
Oiley rags	Fags
Oily Rag	Cigarette (fag)
Old Bill	Police
Old Pot And Pan	Husband
Omar Sharif	Grief
One Time Looker	Hooker
Ones & Twos	Shoes
Orchestra Stalls	Balls
Oxford Scholar	Dollar
Oxo (cube)	Tube
Oxo cube	Tube (underground)
Pam Shriver	Fiver
Paper Hat	Prat
Paraffin Lamp	Tramp
Pat and Mick	Sick
Pat Cash	Slash
Pat Malone	Alone
Paul Cousins	Baker's dozens
Paul McKenna	Tenner
Paul Weller	Stella (Pint of)
Pea shooter	Hooter (nose)
Peanut Butter and Jelly	Belly
Pearly Queen	Seen
Peas in the pot (Peasy)	Hot
Peckham Rye	Tie
Peddle & Crank	Wank
Pen And Ink	Stink
Perpetual (loser)	Boozer
Persian rug	Chug
Pete Tong	Wrong
Peter Pan	Tan
Peter Powell	Towel
Petrol (Tanks)	Yanks
Philharmonic	Gin and Tonic
Picadilly	Chilly
Pie and Apple Chunk	Drunk
Pie and Liquor	Vicar
Pie and Mash	Slash
Pig's Ear	Beer
Pimple 'n' blotch	Scotch (whiskey)
Pineapple	Chapel
Pineapple	Chapel
Pineapple Chunk	Bunk
Ping Pong	Strong
Pinky & Perky	Turkey
Pins & Pegs	Legs
Pistol	Lady of Bristol
Pittsburgh Steelers	Peelers (police)
Planet of the Apes	Grapes
Plaster	Arse
Plates (of Meat)	Feet
Plates and Dishes	Misses
Plimsoll Mark	Park
Polo (Mint)	Bint
Pony	25
Pony and Trap	Crap
Pope on the rope	Dope
Porkies (Pies)	Lies
Posh & Becks	Sex
Pot & Pan	Old man (husband)
Pot (of Glue)	Clue
Prairie Hat	Prat
Present and Past	Last
Prison Time	Bird (Lime)
Profit & Loss	Boss
Queen mum	Bum
Queen's Park Rangers	Strangers
Quid	Pounds (currency)
Rabbit (& Pork)	Talk
Radio Rental	Mental
Randolf Scott	Spot
Rasberry ripple	Nipple
Raspberry Ripple	Cripple
Raspberry Tart	Fart
Razor	Blazer
Red sock	Dock
Reg Grundies	Undies
Rhythm and Blues	Shoes
Richard The 3rd	Turd
Ricki Lake	Fake
Rifle (Range)	Change
Rio (Grande)	1000
River Seine	Rain
River Trent	Bent
Roast Pork	Fork
Rock & Roll	Dole
Rock and Boulder	Shoulder
Rock'n'Roll	Dole
Rockford (Files)	Piles
Rocking Horse	Sauce
Rodney (Marsh)	Harsh
Roger Moore	Whore
Roger Moore	Door
Roger Nellie	Telly
Roland Joffe	Coffee
Roller Coaster	Toaster
Ronald Riches	Bitches
Ronan Keating	Heating
Ronnie & Reggie (Kray)	Veggie
Ronnie Barker	Marker (pen)
Roof Rack	Back
Rory (O'Roare)	Floor
Rory O'Moore	Door
Rosie Lee	Tea
Round the Houses	Trousers
Roy Hudd's	Spuds
Rub-A-Dub	Pub
Rubber bands	Hands
Rubber Dub	Sub
Rubber Duck	Cook
Rubber Glove	Love
Rubix Cube	Tube (Underground)
Ruby Murray	Curry
Rum & Coke	Joke
Runner Beans	Jeans
Ruof	4
Ruof Cinque	45
Russel Harty	Party
Rusty Nail	Jail
Rythmn & Blues	Shoes
Salmon	Cigarette
Salmon (and trout)	Snout (cigarette)
Salvador Dali	Drink
San Moritz	Shit's
Sandshoe	Thank-you
Sans Fairy Ann	I don't mind
Santa's Grotto	Blotto (drunk)
Saucepan Handle	Candle
Saucepan Lid	Kid
Sausage (Roll)	Dole
Sausage And Mash	Cash
Sausage Roll	Goal
Scapa Flow (scarper)	Go
Schindler's List	Pissed
Scooby (Doo)	Clue
Score	20
Scotches	Legs
Scott (Mills)	Pills
Scratch yer head (Scratcher)	Bed
Screaming Alice	Crystal Palace
Scuffers	Police
Sebastion Coe	Toe
Septic (Tank)	Yank
Sexton Blake	Fake
Sexton Blake	Cake
Shake and Shiver	River
Shannon Tweed	Weed
Shaun Ryder	Cider
Shawshank (Redemption)	Pension
Shefield\'s Nanny	Fanny
Sherbert (Dab)	Cab
Sherman Tank	Yank
Shovel & Pick	Nick
Sigorney Weaver	Beaver
Simon Said	Dead
Single Fish	Pish
Skin And Blister	Sister
Sky Diver	Fiver
Sky Rocket	Pocket
Slits in a Dress	Mess
Snake's hiss	Piss
Snout	Cigarette
Snow and Slush	Flush
Sock & Blister	Sister
Soldiers Bold	Cold
Son 'n Daughter'd	Slaughtered
Sovs	Pounds (currency)
Spanish Archer	Elbow
Spark and Smoulder	Shoulder
Stand at Ease	Cheese
Starsky (and Hutch)	Dutch
Steak & kidney	Sydney
Steffi (Graff)	Laugh
Steve McGarret	50
Steve McQueens	Jeans
Stevey Bould	Cold
Stevie	Cinema
Sticky Buns	Runs
Stinging nettle	Kettle
Stoke on Trent	Bent
Strange'n'Weird	Beard
Strawberry (Tart)	Heart
Strawberry Rhone	Phone
Suez (Canal)	Flannel
Supersonic	Gin and Tonic
Sweaty Sock	Scot
Sweeney (Todd)	Flying Squad (Police)
Sydney	Kidney
Syrup (of Fig)	Wig
T & H	8
Taters (in the Mould)	Cold
Tea Leaf	Thief
Tea Leafing	Thieving
Telecom Tower	Shower
There you are	Bar
This & That	Cat
Thru'penny Bits	Tits
Thumb and Pinky	Chinky
Tick-Tock	Clock
Tiddly Wink	Drink
Tilbury Docks	Socks
Tile	Hairstyle
Tin Bath	Laugh
Tin Lid	Kid
Tin Tack	Sack
Tit For Tat (titfer)	Hat
Todd Sloane	Alone
Toe Rags	Cigarettes (Fags)
Tom and Dick	Sick
Tom Foolery	Jewellery
Tom Mix	6
Tom Tank	Wank
Tom Tit	Shit
Tommy Tucker	Supper
Ton	100
Tony Blair	Hair
Tony Slattery	Battery
Top Hat	Chat
Town Halls	Balls
Tramp (on a bench)	Wench
Trap One	Toilet
Treacle	Tart
Tree trunk	Skunk
Trombone	Phone
Trouble and Strife	Wife
Tumble down the sink	Drink
Turkish (Bath)	Laugh
Turkish Delight	Shite
Turtle Dove	Love
Turtle doves	Gloves
Twin Peak	Cheek
Twist and Twirl	Girl
Two & Eight	State
Two Bob Bit	Shit
Two Fat Ladies	88
Two Little Ducks	22
Uncle Bert	Shirt
Uncle Billy	Chilly
Uncle Ned	Head
Uncle Reg	Veg
Uncle Sam	Ham
Uncle Ted	Bed
Uncle Toms	Bombs
Valerie (Singleton)	1
Van Gogh	Left Here (Ear)
Vera Lynn	Gin
Veras	Cigarette papers
Veras (Vera Lynn)	Skins
Vincent (Price)	Ice
Vincent (Van Gogh)	Cough
Vodka and Tonic	VAT (value added tax)
Von Trappe	Crap
Wallace and Grommit	Vomit
Warren G\'s	Keys
Weakest Link	Drink
Weasel & Stoat	Coat
Weeping Willow	Pillow
West Ham Reserves	Nerves
Westminster Abbey	Shabby
Weston (Super-Mare)	Nightmare
Wheels	Punters
Whiskey (and soda)	Voda (mobile phone)
Whiskey Malt	Fault
Whistle and Flute	Suit
White Mice	Ice
Widow Twanky	Hanky
William Hague	Vague
Wilson Picket	Ticket
Wind & Kite	Website
Windjammer	Hammer
Wobbly Jelly	Telly
Wooden Plank	Yank
Wooly Hat (and scarf)	Laugh
Wyatt Earp	Burp
Wynona Rider	Cider
Yorkshire (ripper)	Stripper
You Must	Crust
Yuri Geller	Stella (the beer)
Zig and Zag	Shag

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